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vent! without saying a thing.

jewelry designer, wendy brandes, created swear rings - a set of 4 rings made of solid sterling silver with adjustable bands. your alternative to flipping the bird.

$375, wendybrandes.com

like a snake.

"use your enemy's hand to catch a snake."

persian proverb

colored-diamond snake ring by loree rodkin, neiman marcus

michael kors very hollywood perfume ring.

i say this is too cute. my husband says it's too corny. our first newlywed quarrel. lol. joking.
anywho, a fabulously gaudy cocktail ring hides michael kors' new scent (i think it's new) very hollywood. i can't wait to smell it; the name alone is selling me.
'tis the season ... i think this will make a cute christmas gift.
$40, sephora.com

alyssa norton handpiece.

genius of jewelry designer, alyssa norton, to take the traditional indian style - a panja is a bracelet and ring combined by chains - and make it mainstream. "historically, jewelry has been about adorning the whole body - not just wearing necklaces and bracelets or earrings," she says.

i'd so rock this. (a cheaper version of course; the one above is $805). would you?

alyssanorton.com

hot shot camera ring.

"paparazzi gonna get you one way or the other."

-lil kim

fredflare.com, $10

eddie borgo gunmetal plate ring.

i did a doubletake because i wasn't sure if it was a weapon or a ring. it's a ring. different, right?

eddie borgo, $200, barneys new york