lace-front ridiculousneess.

i've remained silent on these lace-fronts. but i was too-through when i saw this recent flick of everyone's idol:

disappointed. like really, nicki minaj?

lace-front wigs are so ridiculously strange-looking. they are not the business. they just aren't.


let's back up. the lace-front wig creates a new hairline so that the wig hair looks more natural - like it's growing out of your scalp.

someone, somwhere can toss the mess out of a lace-front wig. i imagine that these have the potential to look very pretty. some get it right.

unfortunately, too many get it way wrong.

evvvverybody wants one now. but it's like champagne on a corona budget. if you can't pay to get it done right, why bother? furthermore, if the trina's, b's, tyra's and nicki's of the world aren't getting it quite right, then ma, you probably aren't either. and i can only imagine how damaging they are.

every new thing isn't for everyone. take it back to the glue-in or the sew-in, if you must. i'd bet blindly that it looks a helluva lot better than a lace-font.

rant over. i still love you.

baby and weezy, just stop.

if i hear baby call weezy his son or weezy call baby his daddy one more 'gain, i'm going to scream. enough!

and please don't send me hate mail as if i'm out of touch and just don't understand. i understand. i do.

and i still don't ever want to hear weezy continuously call a man who is only 10 or 11 years his senior, his daddy. stop it.

i'm watching baby on 106 as i type and the annoyance just popped in my brain and i decided to share it. thank you.

the bride is not your friend.

... if she chooses bridesmaid dresses that look anything like this:

they've got the midas touch.

snake skin credits card and sh!&.

hey, someone tell mr. cavalli that it's probably not the time to be promoting snakeskin credit cards and ish. seriously. unless each swipe adds $1000 to my account then i'm really not impressed. another credit card is probably the last thing anyone needs right now and the snake skin just makes me say for what? i mean really.

so, um what would you do for the nuggets?

um, help me, please. i've tried to ignore it but it keeps popping up and haunting me each and every commercial break. i just want to know why. i mean, where do i even start? i mean are they really serious? should i laugh or cry?

paula bull fights?

paula popped up at letterman on wednesday looking like, well i don't know, a matador? the sequin pants are hot. better yet, everything she has on is rockable. just not all together.
are you loving it or hating it?

payback cover?

i have a question.



who did kanye piss off at fader that resulted in this cover? i'll leave it at that.